Monday, June 11, 2012

well i'm off to serve a mission

some of you may be like, WHAT THE WHAT IS THAT?

so i will explain...


actually i don't have the time to explain.
boo. so instead click on my badge on the right side of this page that says "I'M A MORMON" and it will link you to a place that can explain everything.

i'm so glad to be able to serve my God, my Savior, and the people of Sacramento!

blog stalk you all in eighteen months :]




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Monday, June 4, 2012

aunt me




this is little
Hazel Mae
when shes just a few hours old
isn't she just the cutest?
I wish I could have been home when





Ryan Fred-Paul
was born too just a few weeks ago
I became a aunty twice within just a few days!
AND
they're going to get so big in the next 18 months!


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Friday, June 1, 2012

oliphant fam reunion 2011

found a fork in the road
played in the snow
had a pet water drop
met a prince
panned for gold
in-n-out
brushed my teeth in a grocery store
made vampire teeth
ate marijauna/hemp pancakes
balayed down a tree in a harness i made from rope
started a fire with my own barehands
widdled my own spoon
tried durian fruit and squid
san fransisco
ran the goldengate bridge
dropped spencer's sun glasses off it on accident
rode on a trolley car
won the 5k oliphant stampede race
visited the red wood sequoias
visited the san juan batistas mission (anyone seen vertigo?)
swam in the pacific ocean
tried to skim board and busted up my knee
roasted laffy taffy
taught all my cousins how to play big boodie
slept under the stars
slept in a hammock
sprinklers woke me up
went to a singles ward sleepover with jeff
sleepover
weeded
fresh bread

the answer to life's big question

Who am I?


To my parents, I am their always scheming irresponsible daughter. To my roommates I am the one who won’t shut up and the one who always sets off the smoke detector.
To the young women I grew up with, I was the ambitious leader that always wanted to have fun. To the deaf lady in my home ward I was an answer to many prayers.
To my co-workers, I am the loud boy-crazy supervisor. To my boss, I am the one who has an opinion who voices it boldly.
To my sisters I am competition for the largest shoe collection and to my brothers I am the tickle monster.
To my friends in high school I am the over devout Christian. To other students in the Harold B. Lee library I am only friendly competition.

To the boys written in my journal I am a heart breaker or the one that held on too long. To the men of my future I am merely a mystery.
To strangers as they walk past me I am just another young adult, I am the girl they will never miss because they never knew me.


To the stars, I am an insignificant nobody staring up at them. To my God I am a heir to a throne.

I am Clarissa Oliphant; I am all these people.

But to everyone I am only a part, a fraction of me. 
Only to my Savior I am a whole. Only he knows me perfectly.

mum and dad


"People love others not for who they are but for how they make them feel"

– Irwin Federman 

I don't just love you because you're my parents, I love you because you're always there to lift me. I am so lucky to have such wonderful parents who lead by example.

happy late mothers day,
        and happy early father day.

it is such an honor to by your daughter. someday i hope to make you proud, and be just a fraction of your greatness.

you mean so very much to me.

may

i didn't post for the entire month of may.
and like A LOT happened.
fail.